Tie The Knot - Terms and Conditions

At Alma Laguna, we believe in love, laughter, and long-lasting commitment. That’s why we’re introducing the Tie The Knot Guarantee! 

 To be eligible, you must agree to the following:

The Essentials:

• Never go to bed angry.
• Be willing to say "I'm sorry"  We can't alway be right
• Always say "I love you" before leaving the house (yes, even when you’re running late).
• Dance in the kitchen at least once a week (bonus points for bad singing).
• Share your fries (true love is letting them have the last one).
• Have a scheduled "no phones" date night (scrolling is not a love language).

• No slamming doors dramatically. Exit like a civilized human.
• You cannot start a Netflix series without your partner. Ever. (Unless it's "Selling Sunset" and they just don't get it.)
• Never say "I’m fine" when you’re clearly not. Use your words!
• If you get a pet, it’s a shared custody arrangement. (Even if they swore they'd do the early morning walks.)
• Remember your partner's coffee order like your life depends on it. (Extra foam, no sugar, oat latte...got it?)
• Surprise them with something small—coffee counts. (Flowers are nice too, but let's be practical.)

Alma Laguna Special Clause:

• Wear your Alma Tie The Knot shoes at least once a week. They bring good vibes. (And remind you of your vows)

Ensure Relationship Wisdom:

• Marriage is teamwork. If one of you wins an argument, you both lose. (Unless it's who gets to pick the next vacation spot. Then, winner takes all.)
• Laugh together, even when life gets messy (especially then). (Like when you accidentally set off the fire alarm trying to cook a romantic dinner.)

Household Harmony Hacks:

• Put the toilet seat down. Every. Single. Time. (This is non-negotiable.)
• Replace the toilet paper roll if you use the last of it. (Don’t just set a new roll on top like a savage.)
• Do not steal the covers at night. (Unless they snore. Then all bets are off.)
• If they cook, you clean. (Or vice versa. Just figure it out.)
• Don’t hoard Amazon boxes like they are valuable collectibles. (Seriously, what are you doing with them all?)
• If one of you is cold, you are both cold. Grab the blanket. (Sharing is caring.)

Bonus Points:

• Cultivate inside jokes and reference them often. (The more obscure, the better.)
• Occasionally pretend to care about their hobbies. (Even if it's watching paint dry.)

Communication is Key:

• Never say "we need to talk" without immediate clarification. 

Food for Thought:

• The last slice of pizza is a negotiation, not a right.

Car Rules:

• The driver controls the music. The passenger controls the AC.

Financial Fairness:

• If one of you finds money in the laundry, it's now theirs. Finders keepers. 

And Finally...

• The Alma Tie The Knot Guarantee, guarantees at least 6 months of marriage from the date of your wedding.  If not, you will be reimbursed for the full cost of your Alma Tie The Knot package